Female Tennis Players Make the Funniest Faces

The Australian Open has begun thus giving me the opportunity to do one of my absolute favorite things, peruse the Women's Tennis Photo Wire. These faces can not be made up, though I'm not sure any can top Jelena Dokic from last year.

Zvonerava has the Bug Eye look absolutely perfected.

Venus has seen a ghost

Errani enjoys balls on chin.

O'Brien, on the other hand, is terrified by balls on chin.

It's Ivanovic the clown. She does children's parties.

Hantuchova says "Why ball hit me?"

Azarenka wonders why she's hitting a ball as well.

Oudin has the "I'm gonna beat your ass with a ruler" Nun look down.

Is Kirilenko on a tennis court or in a wind tunnel?

Radwanska is passive agressive when she goes after the ball.

The Williams Sisters have patented the "I just got shot" look.

Wozniacki is doing her "Derrr" impression.

Wickmayer is having trouble pinching one out.

Clijsters thinks the ball has Koodies.

Schiavone is watching you.

Monfils may not be a lady, but he is French, so I think that Qualifies.

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Numbers On Steroids: Mickey Mantle

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