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Grade A Sports Guy: Greg Maddux

Who: Eventual Hall of Fame Pitcher.

Where/When: Every 5th day this season for the San Diego Padres.

Why: I've never been a big fan of Greg Maddux until friday, when it revealed on PTI that he is the master of the Golden Shower. Yes that's right Greg Maddux, a 40 year old man, enjoys urinating on the legs of unsuspecting rookies in the shower. How classy is that?

Best Event: One could say that Greg Maddux's many playoff trips were great or the Cy Youngs or Gold Gloves, but hey lets be honest he's a Grade A Sports Guy solely because of the Chicks Dig the Longball Commercial and the many Golden Showers.

Sum Up: During several drunk moments in college I hit up some interesting places, ATO's party room, Smith's floor, Tony's GRE book, a sink next to Ruggles brushing his teeth, a car windshield, Barrett's door knob twice, but never ever a human beings leg. Congrats to you Mr. Maddux for your accomplishments.
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Anonymous said…
Seriously, who didn't piss in ATO's party room? There's one crappy bathroom for like 250 people who have been there since 5 PM cause they shut the doors while the sun is still up.

So you got these mobs of drunk buffoons, and the only way to take a piss is to A - wait inline for 20 minutes (unacceptable)B - piss outside but you may or may not get back in, or C - know someone who as "VIP Bathroom Access." Fuck that.
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