Its surprising to no one that the winner of the spelling bee is A) Home Schooled, B) Is Obviously Lacking in Social Skills, and C) Is a little too chippy about misspelling a word. I bet that's gonna go down as one of the most awkward interviews that women will ever have to undertake. Anyway here's an entry into Simon's Dictionary for Spelling Bee Champ...
Spelling Bee Champ [spel-ing bee champ]
-noun
1. A Child with Limited Social Skills and Friends. Often Home Schooled to further distance themselves from any social interaction with anyone other than their mother.
Synonyms: Weenie, Tool, Not The Cool Kid, 40 Year Old Virgin
Sentence Usage: "What the hell are they doing raising a spelling bee champ, he's never gonna get laid."
Common Characteristics: Glasses, Often Indian or Jewish, limited physical coordination.
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