It's certainly been an interesting week for people that suck, from the horrible finals to admitting to herpes to screwing a 15 year old girl and getting caught here's the rundown of people who have the chance to come home with the week's biggest waste of oxygen award:
Who will you choose to follow in the footsteps of Gary Sheffield, our inaugural winner of the Weekly Waste of Oxygen?
| 1. David Chase - With the Soprano's coming to an end, who let down on this planet more than David Chase with a relatively uninspired, boring and uneventful series ender, which concluded with everyone thinking that their cable boxes malfunctioned at the worst possible moment. 2. David Stern - Congrats to David Stern for having a horrendous NBA Playoffs, NBA Finals and for all around just having a miserable few months of basketball. This just goes out for the combined efforts of David Stern to make the playoffs so unwatchable, all of his scheduling efforts to eliminate interest on the East Coast along with the delay between games in addition to his suspension of Diaw and Amare. 3. Justine Henin - So ever wonder what kind of person would give an interview post match or game and say that they were more worried about their Herpes flare up than their actual opponent? Well that kind of person is Justine Henin. Who apparently was quoted as saying that she had a horrible night because her Herpes came out again. Woo. I bet the guy who used to be the Hardenne in Henin-Hardenne is proud to let the world know that he may or may not have gotten Herpes from his former wife. 4. Naoya Kikuchi - Things not to do when you sleep with a 15 year old and you are a professional athlete: Leave your wallet in the basket of her bicycle. I think when the girl you're are screwing has a basket on her bicycle period you should rethink what you are about to do. |
Who will you choose to follow in the footsteps of Gary Sheffield, our inaugural winner of the Weekly Waste of Oxygen?
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