Weekly Waste of Oxygen

Friday, July 06, 2007

Another week another set of clowns doing stuff extremely stupid. From sex with bikes and 15 year olds, to your favorite owner being his typical self to the return of a man who helped OJ. Here are your candidates:

1. Bicycle Sex Guy - Apparently some Brits like to screw their cool rides, perhaps I'm just a big ole prude but I've never thought about having sexual relations with my bicycle. Maybe cause its orange and a little bit muddy but I just don't find it that attractive. Now a unicycle on the other hand, I need to get me one of those.

2. Mark Cuban - Note to Mark Cuban you are a loser. I don't think there is such a thing as "inside" information in basketball and I really don't think you have a legit claim when you are attempting to sue Don Nelson for using said "inside" information to dispatch of your Mavericks. Perhaps you shouldn't have fired the man that built your entire team.

3. Alvin Henry - From Olympian to serial rapist in the span of 8 years? That's certainly a miserable drop off. 4 Different rape allegations all from NYC including a 15 year old, dude you are a friggin scum bag. Have fun rotting in prison and protecting your own anus.

4. Mark Fuhrman - This guy should not be allowed to talk to any form of media, he should not be considered a credible source and he should have effectively been barred from talking when he blew everything at the OJ trial. But apparently he still is allowed to talk, and of course he's spewing out dumb stuff like Benoit probably didn't commit murder suicide, perhaps Mark you should just trust the non racist police officers who are currently working the scene, you douche.


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