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Ultimate UFL 2009 Season Prediction

And by ultimate I mean, shortest ever. I have no idea who is on these teams. I basically know that they have some washed up former NFL coaches (Dennis Green, Jim Fassel, Ted Cottrell & Jim Haslett) and that they have some mediocre former backup NFL QBS (Losman, Quinn Gray, & Brooks Bollinger). I also know it starts tonight on vs. so here's the best UFL preview out there, or the worst, or the only one.

4th, California Redwood: They're coming in last because they are wearing uniforms similar to the Seattle Seahawks highlighter green from two weeks ago and their QB is Shane Boyd. I don't know who he is, so Dennis Green you're out.

3rd, Florida Tuskers: Brooks Bollinger is a very very very bad quarterback. And look at the teams in Florida in the NFL right now, they are a combined 3-9, football in Florida is only looking up in Gainesville.

2nd, New York Sentinels: They're playing at Citi field amongst other places. This means that their roster is going to be decimated by injuries.

1st, Las Vegas Locomotives: J.P. Losman & Vegas is a combination construed by god in heaven. Vegas takes the title.

I have a 25% shot, assuming the league actually finishes up the season so this prediction is likely more accurate than my NFL one.

Comments

azjet said…
How bad is Bollinger? Come on Karnak, do some homework. Read something other than what you write.
Simon said…
I unfortunately needed to watch Brooks Bollinger quarterback the Jets in regular season games. He's not good. Hence why he is no longer even a 3rd string NFL Quarterback.

If you think he's good than you are either a family member, or a delusional Badger fan.

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