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Dear Officiating Crew of the Jets Browns Game

Hi you don't know me, and you probably never want to meet me, because currently I am a very angry and bitter Jet fan. Mostly because you douche bags decided to blow a call in the closing seconds of the game. Which after several different camera angles easily showed that you were in great position to make the correct call but decided to go in the opposite direction. So if you could just be so kind and travel to lower Connecticut so I can torture you for countless hours I'd be very apperciative.

Here's a few things that are on the Agenda:

Rubbing Coarse Sandpaper on your Nipples.
Pencil Sharpener to your small prick.
Taiser Shots to the Cajones.
Injection of insects into rectum.
Drilling out the eyeballs of the line judge and urinating in said vacated eye socket.
Plus more of course.

Thank You,
An Angry Jet Fan

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