Using my vast knowledge of the Universe I have uncovered what people around the globe are dressing up as for Halloween.
Drew Bledsoe is very distraught and is headed out for Halloween as Lorraine Bobbit. He will be carrying a large knife and desperately searching for Tony Romo in order to eliminate his man piece.
Phil Mickelson went to his Halloween party as a fat and out of shape Tiger Woods thoe only future version of Tiger Woods he would be able to beat mano a mano in a big tourny.
Stephen A. Smith reported to a party wearing a muzzle as this is the only possible way for him to stop yelling.
Carl Pavano is walking around in a suit and driving a ferrari in his character of got away with Grand Theft and there is nothing that could bring me down.
Tom Brady dressed up a Zues god of all things football and had a child dressed up as Peyton Manning attend to all of his needs throughout the evening.
Jets and Colts D-Lines are going to dance battle in their respective Swiss Cheese Group Outifts to see who is the worst of the worst in stopping the run.
John Clayton from ESPN is sick and tired of being a little shrimp of a man and therefore he is headed out as Bane for Halloween and has been taking HGH and steroids for months in preparation.
DeAngelo Hall went online and ordered his Ocho Cinco blond mohawk headgear as he plans on mocking Mr. Chad Johnson and his miniscule one touchdown and 70 yards.
Larry Coker walked around the streets of Miami this weekend with a clipboard and a headset on an informed the community that he was still a head football coach. Most people didn't believe him.
Sebastian Telfair is dressing up as a model citizen who just happens to be involved in the shooting of a famous rapper, scratch the model citizen part of that sentence.
John Abraham, Ken Griffey and Grant Hill dressed up as the battered and bruised brothers with bandages and splints and braces all over their bodies.
Matt Millen, Isiah Thomas, Billy Knight are going together as a group as the Three Stooges of Sports Executives.
NHL Players will venture on the streets of 30 major US and Canadian cities tonight all dressed as the Invisible Man.
Every Wide Receiver in Pro Football found crybaby costumes and will wet themselves trick or treating whenever they see a football on the street thrown to someone other then themselves.
Jim Calhoun inspired by his wonderful students athletes wore an all black costume and carried around Dell Laptop Computers.
Latrell Sprewell walked around the streets of Milwaukee as a homeless man with an donation cup as he is still struggling to feed his family.
Earl Boykins wore stilts while walking around the streets of Denver so that when he told females that he played in the NBA that they might actually believe him for once.
Kristin and Anna Benson enter a big halloween contest a Slutty Miss Piggy and her very whipped Kermit the Frog. And Yes his name is actually Kristin.
Alex Rodriguez in an attempt to improve his hitting in the clutch is looking towards other places in the sports world for extremely clutch playoff performers. Because of this A-Rod purchased a Blue Colt Peyton Manning Jersey because as everyone knows Peyton is the Greatest playoff performer in NFL history.
Ben Roethlisberger is dressing up as a blind QB and walking around town throwing balls to any person in the street wearing a football jersey that is not black and gold.
Drew Bledsoe is very distraught and is headed out for Halloween as Lorraine Bobbit. He will be carrying a large knife and desperately searching for Tony Romo in order to eliminate his man piece.
Phil Mickelson went to his Halloween party as a fat and out of shape Tiger Woods thoe only future version of Tiger Woods he would be able to beat mano a mano in a big tourny.
Stephen A. Smith reported to a party wearing a muzzle as this is the only possible way for him to stop yelling.
Carl Pavano is walking around in a suit and driving a ferrari in his character of got away with Grand Theft and there is nothing that could bring me down.
Tom Brady dressed up a Zues god of all things football and had a child dressed up as Peyton Manning attend to all of his needs throughout the evening.
Jets and Colts D-Lines are going to dance battle in their respective Swiss Cheese Group Outifts to see who is the worst of the worst in stopping the run.
John Clayton from ESPN is sick and tired of being a little shrimp of a man and therefore he is headed out as Bane for Halloween and has been taking HGH and steroids for months in preparation.
DeAngelo Hall went online and ordered his Ocho Cinco blond mohawk headgear as he plans on mocking Mr. Chad Johnson and his miniscule one touchdown and 70 yards.
Larry Coker walked around the streets of Miami this weekend with a clipboard and a headset on an informed the community that he was still a head football coach. Most people didn't believe him.
Sebastian Telfair is dressing up as a model citizen who just happens to be involved in the shooting of a famous rapper, scratch the model citizen part of that sentence.
John Abraham, Ken Griffey and Grant Hill dressed up as the battered and bruised brothers with bandages and splints and braces all over their bodies.
Matt Millen, Isiah Thomas, Billy Knight are going together as a group as the Three Stooges of Sports Executives.
NHL Players will venture on the streets of 30 major US and Canadian cities tonight all dressed as the Invisible Man.
Every Wide Receiver in Pro Football found crybaby costumes and will wet themselves trick or treating whenever they see a football on the street thrown to someone other then themselves.
Jim Calhoun inspired by his wonderful students athletes wore an all black costume and carried around Dell Laptop Computers.
Latrell Sprewell walked around the streets of Milwaukee as a homeless man with an donation cup as he is still struggling to feed his family.
Earl Boykins wore stilts while walking around the streets of Denver so that when he told females that he played in the NBA that they might actually believe him for once.
Kristin and Anna Benson enter a big halloween contest a Slutty Miss Piggy and her very whipped Kermit the Frog. And Yes his name is actually Kristin.
Alex Rodriguez in an attempt to improve his hitting in the clutch is looking towards other places in the sports world for extremely clutch playoff performers. Because of this A-Rod purchased a Blue Colt Peyton Manning Jersey because as everyone knows Peyton is the Greatest playoff performer in NFL history.
Ben Roethlisberger is dressing up as a blind QB and walking around town throwing balls to any person in the street wearing a football jersey that is not black and gold.
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