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Mets Cards Game 7 Quick Prediction

Well since I've been so miserable at deciding who was going to win any playoff series I might as well use complete irrational logic in selecting who is going to win the game tonight.

1. Every State in the US basically thinks the Mets are going to win, therefore logic says the Cardinals are going to win. Cards 1 Mets 0

2. Tony LaRussa used Braden Looper last night and therefore will steer clear of him tonight. Cards 2 Mets 0

3. This playoffs was originally hyped up as a possible Subway Series match up, now it can be hyped up as two teams that backed into the playoffs. Cards 3 Mets 0

4. The Mets are starting Oliver Perez while the Cards are starting Suppan who was lights out last game. Aka he's going to get rocked this game. Cards 3 Mets 1

5. Tony LaRussa pulled out Carpenter last night before he reached the 80 pitch mark, pinch hit Duncan who grounded into a double play and then put in Looper who gave up 2 more runs, his genius is shrinking. Cards 3 Mets 2

6. Cards have one player with a stupid red dyed racing stripe on his face the Mets do not. Cards 4 Mets 2

7. The Cardinals middle infield consists of a certified midget and a fat guy. Cards 5 Mets 2

8. Willie Randolph has this whole I have no idea what I'm doing but everything is working out look on his face. Cards 5 Mets 3

9. The power and might of So Taguchi. Cards 6 Mets 3

10. Shea stadium is such a dump I think you could urinate in the stands and it would be considered sanitary. Cards 6 Mets 4

11. Billy Wagner has transformed himself into a combination of BK Kim and Rick Vaughn. Cards 7 Mets 4

There you go fokes final score Cards 7 Mets 4. So get your wallets out head to Vegas and put a grand down on the Mets.

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