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NFL Week 6 Review

Week 6 Awards

Wow You Guys Suck: Washington Redskins, So I guess you guys went out and got all those big time free agents so you could lose to bad teams like the Titans, was that what you had in mind Daniel, or were you too busy making movie deals with Tom Cruise? Runners Up: Kansas City and the Hermanator decided to get mauled in Pitt, Houston can't stop anybody from scoring.

Cough Cough Cough: Arizona Cardinals, Sure no one thought they were going to win but when your defense does not allow a touchdown, forces 6 turnovers and your team holds two different 20 point leads and somehow you manage to lose that is one of the biggest collapses ever. To top that off missing a 40 yard kick to put the nail in the coffin, jeez, I bet they all feel fantastic.Runners Up: Neil Rackers has got to make a 40 yard kick in a dome at the end of a game, Falcons Offensive line let the Giants beat down Vick all day.

This Scaircrow Needs a Brain: Nick Saban, Who left a timeout in his pocket down the stretch against a Jets defense who couldn't remotely stop the Dolphins offense in the 4th and than decided to settle for a 52 yard field goal, dumb ass. Runner Up: Marvin Lewis going for a 62 yard field goal instead of a hail mary, Rex Grossman didn't know what color jersey his team was wearing yesterday.

The Shocker: Titans, Who saw them beating the Redskins, I know the Redskisn aren't really good but they did annihalate the two bad teams they played previously. Travis Henry is having a good week after good week.Runners Up: Bucs with a QB no one ever heard of taking it to the Bengals, Bears not cause the won but because when I woke up and found out they won I was pretty shocked,

The Pimp: Josh Brown, I know I bring up kickers too much for the pimp of the week but the dude made two 49 yard kicks and a 54 yarder in the closing seconds to catapault Seattle back into the dominant lead of the NFC West. Runners Up: Tory Holt had 3 tds and pretty much carried the Rams on his back into a position to win, Drew Brees who made stellar passes throughout the game and then put the Saints in position for a 30 yarder all while giving Donovan no time for a come back.

You Got JAKKED UP: D'Angelo Hall, Who knew Plaxico Burress could lay a solid hit, but he did on one of the INTs Eli threw the first half.

My Fantasy MVP: LT & TH, I was batterred and bruised by two huge stars that had a combined 7 tds to knock me off even though I had a pretty good week myself.

New York Jets MVP: Laveraneus, Two big time catches for two tds to help give enough cushion to a defense that decided they wanted to make Joey Harrington look like Dan Marino in the 4th quarter.

My Picks

My Picks: 10-3
Preseason Picks: 5-8
Picks Vs. Spread: 7-6

Once again slipping to slightly above .500 in the Spread picks and doing well in the normal picks and the randomness of picking every game before the season started continues.

Week 6 Extra Quick Notes

~Congrats to the Lions, Titans and Bucs for getting off the Raiders path of glory.

~Philip Rivers is good and the Chargers are a team I wouldn't want to run into early in the playoffs.

~On Antonio Pierce's hit on Vick at the end of the 4th Vick's foot hadn't even landed out of bounds yet, so it wasn't a late hit and if Vick was pissed he should have been pissed at himself for allowing himself to get leveled.

~Roughing the QBs and Roughing the kickers are getting ridiculous, last night the Cards kicker was touched and got a roughing call and in the Bucs game Gradkowski was sacked, simply sacked and they called a roughing the QB penalty, worst call I have ever seen. Sooner or later kickers and QBs are going to be forced to wear a school girls uniform.

~There was no reason for the Jets to make me sweat this past weekend. Also, I would like everyone in New York to calm down with the expectations. Listening on the radio yesterday they were saying the Jets should go 10-6 due to their easy schedule, how about we take it a week at a time and just be happy that we're 3-3.

~Matt Leinart is easily the most ready rookie QB I have ever seen, whether he improves massively or not in the future will be seen. But Leinart has spent 3 seasons in the biggest games college football could provide and a National Title game is bigger than any regular season NFL game.

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