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NFL Week 7 Awards

Week 7 Awards

Wow You Guys Suck: Jacksonville Jaguars, If you plan on being a playoff team you have to win the games you are supposed to win. Right now you are the most inconsistant team in the NFL, and thats not gonna let you play in January.Runners Up: Washington can say nighty night to the playoffs, Arizona is done.

Cough Cough Cough: Marty Schottenheimer, I don't remember the exact number but the Chargers are something like 0-12 in their last 12 games decided by 4 points or less, which means he's a miserable coach down the stretch, sure it was a nice comeback but eventually you need to win these games.Runners Up: Tony Romo way to make your coach look good, TO nice catch on 4th down buddy.

This Scaircrow Needs a Brain: Bill Parcells, So you got ancy and decided to put in Romo which completely back fired, now you have a major QB controversy and a bitch receiver.Runner Up: Marvin Lewis going for a 62 yard field goal instead of a hail mary, Edgerrin James how are you enjoying your time in Arizona at 1-6 running behind a swiss cheese O-Line.

The Shocker: Texans, How many people got burned by picking the Jaguars over the Texans, I'm going to estimate about 80% of the people that were left if not more. I know that every single person in our league that was left is now out thanks to the Jags.Runners Up: Bucs without an offense winning back to back games against the Bengals and Eagles, the Vikings were obviously helped out by knocking Hasselbeck out of the game but they still gave the Seahawks a whooping at Quest.

The Pimp: Matt Bryant, Jebus everyweek a kicker comes up huge, but no bigger than Matt Bryant knocking down a 62 yarder which all Giant, Cowboy, and NFC Wild Card potential teams absolutely loved. Runners Up: Mike Vick got ticked off and decided to throw an assload of TDs to put the Steelers in a terrible situation, Peyton Manning casually threw for 342 and a bunch of TDs.

You Got JAKKED UP: Three Day Old Cheeseburger, Missed the JAKKED Up segment last night, but Big Ben ducked into a spear and his brain went to jello.

My Fantasy MVP: Willie Parker, I lost by a handful, and granted if I had played Cooley I would have won, but Willie put up a whopping 0 points, which is unheard of from a starting running back especially when your team puts up 38 points. Ugh, not good Willie.

New York Jets MVP: Leon Washington, Alright when the Jets drafted Leon Washington this past offseason, I thought to myself I wonder how he's gonna contribute, probably just a 3rd down change of pace back but here's what I slowly began to notice. The dude is Warrick Dunn, another former FSU alumn. He's undersized yet strong, lightning quick, and with very good juke moves. Sure same with Dunn, you're going to want someone to smash into the line to pick up the tough yard. Here's hoping he has a similar career, he's certainly off to a good start.

My Picks

My Picks: 6-7
Preseason Picks: 6-7
Picks Vs. Spread: 9-4

Ha, how often does one do better picking against the spread then picking the actual winner of the game. Carolina beat the spread but lost. I chose Minnesota, Houston, and Tampa to beat the spread but chose them to lose. And then I chose the Redskins to beat the spread but lose, so got that one wrong.

Week 7 Extra Quick Notes

~Hines Ward and Brian Westbrook had absolutely huge days in losses, that has to blow.

~One ridiculous thing missing in fantasy is what I would like to call the Drew Bledsoe rule, although Tony Romo is obviously a quick study. When a QB throws an INT that is returned for a touchdown they should receive -6 points instead of the traditional -2. Sunday Donovan McNabb accounted for 2/3 of the Buccaneers points, yet he put up a ludicrous amount of fantasy points due to his 3 td passes. You should be heavily penalized for scoring points for the other team.

~How hilarious was it when TO dropped the 4th down pass when he was wide, wide, wide open, man I was cracking up. He talks so much crap and on an incredibly important play he drops an easy ball.

~Speaking of Schottenheimers, Brian, Marty's son, has done a phenomenal job as the Jets offensive coordinator thus far this season. He has used players in a variety of ways and has really done a good job of establishing Leon Washington as the teams go to back as well as utilizing all that Brad Smith can do as a player. So far this season, Smith has done end arounds, taking hand offs, ran the option, played receiver, gone in motion and ran a QB sneak. Every time he comes into the game he causes the oppositions defense to make adjustments. Needless to say I'm very pleased thus far with Brian, quite possibly more than even Mangini.

~With that being said the Lions defense is terrible.

~The Broncos are making a solid case as the best team in the NFL, sure their offense isn't explosive right now, but their D gives up no points and the TD they gave up against the Browns was directly due to the Snake throwing and INT and setting up the Browns in the red zone.

~No Hasselbeck maybe no Alexander for awhile equals an very antsy Seahawk fan.

~Giant fans have to be happy this weekend with the way their team is playing the fact that the Redskins are done, and the Cowboys created a QB controversy for themselves, and that they are 3-0 in the division. All in all a good weekend for football in NYC / Jersey.

~Where did you go Bengals offense?

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