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Why Would You Draft This Man?


In Joakim's defense he is French so the resemblance to a poodle should not be shocking. But in all honesty just look at him, you want him on your basketball team? With the bow tie and the blowout, and the belief that he's thug life? I am just thankful he's not in Boston, what a relief.


I guess in more defense to Noah this is his dad, so how could you possibly expect to be normal when your father looks like that, is french, a pop star, and your mother is a Swede.

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Anonymous said…
Dude, that picture is amazing. Imagine seeing that guy on the basketball court: you wouldn't know whether to laugh, kick him in the shins, or actually play basketball.

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