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Fabio in the NBA

So it's early April and everyone is focused on recooping from the end of the tournament as well as enjoying the start of the baseball season and the glory of the Master's. Obviously then no one is concerning themselves about Charlotte Bobcats basketball but they are missing out on the emergance of a goofy white guy beginning to dominate. And it certainly is Dirty Sanchez Morrison, no it's some Argentine dude name Walter, Walter Hermann to be exact. I suggest clicking on that link so you can see his mug shot, super feminine. Since being thrust into the starting lineup early last week, Hermann has dropped 20+ in 5 of the 6 games and is averaging just under 20 per, 119/6, you do the math I feel lazy. If you think you've seen him somewhere it's probably cause he was a key cog in the Argentine Gold Medal winning squad in 2004. The NBA needs more white guys dropping 20+, but can we get a single American to do it, just one, is that too much to ask?

Over under on days before Danny Ainge gets wind of this and offers up a massive deal for a white guy.

And yes I just picked him up on my fantasy team just in time for the finals.

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