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NCAA Title Game Minute by Minute Blog 2nd Half

Turned on ESPN during halftime and saw this classic, "Steroids don't make athletes..." commercial followed by Gary Matthews Jr. leading off for the Angels, and Sosa leading off the top of the second. And then Milwood is afraid of the HGH and walks him on 4 pitches.

And we're back, finally...

10:31 Oden and Noah exchange buckets. Harris can't cover Noah, has Matta not figured this out yet? Lewis a thunder dunk after Harris deflects an entry pass to Noah, and I spoke to soon.

10:33 Ugly man picks up #3. Guess we won't be seeing him for awhile. #8

10:34 Does Chris Richard play football? He should. He's a big boy. Note to Oden Horford can make an elbow jumper.

10:37 The second go round of leave Humphrey hope doesn't work either. 30 Second timeout, just long enough for CBS to fit in one commercial, sweet.

10:38 So now why is Oden completely dominating now? Any chance he's one of those throw it into Neutral Guys? Has he watched to much video of elderly Shaq, I'll wait for the playoffs to turn it on? Does he really want to be the #1 draft pick.

10:44 Oden is not a high post player, don't give him the ball there.

10:46 Quick shot of the Ugliness chewing his mouth guard on the bench. #9

10:48 If Harris can't cover Oden, he certainly can't cover Horford in the post. Stupid.

10:50 Ohio St. continues to gun stupid threes. You already have 6 fouls on the Gators and Oden is dominating downlow and every single one of their big man has a ton of fouls. Drive the lane. Even if you miss Oden has a good chance of the cleanup. You are completely not taking advantage of a dominant offensive rebounder. I don't think Mata is a very good coach.

10:54 "This is gonna have to be Noah time." what the hll does that mean. I hate Humphrey.

10:57 Horford picks up his 3rd foul, the Buckeyes need to continue to drive to the paint, And yet on cue Butler misses a 3. And at the other end Humphrey guns an ugly shot which goes right to Richard, bucket and 1. Damn it.

11:00 Oden's mom is dancin in the stands. I would be dancin too knowin my boy is about to make tons o bling. She's not that big of a woman though. Well atleast it doesn't seem like she is. Ugly man picked up #4. #10

11:03 Oden drops a sweet block, but of course Humphrey finds himself wide open, and buried of course.

11:04 Oden picks up #3, shouldn't be that big a deal. The guard needs to do a better job of covering the point so Oden doesn't need to play help D 20 feet away from the hoop.

11:07 CBS drops the stat Buckeyes 2-17 from 3, Gators 9-17, quite a difference.

11:11 What how was that not on Horford, Richard was nowhere near that play, such bullshit.

11:12 Another friggin 2, Lewis responds with an and 1 on the other end, but misses the free throw.

11:13 Richard bull rushes Oden for a bucket and now the difference is 2-18 to 10-18. And Horford throws up some bullshit that goes in. God friggin damn it. Make it 2-19.

11:15 Horford blatantly travels but gets a foul call and this game is all but over. 2-19 from three. Thanks for showing up perimeter guys.

11:18 They show three coaches, Tressel, Meyer, and Belichik, all could coach better basketball than Mata. Lewis guns another three and the refs call a sympathy foul on Richard who was pretty much just boxing out Oden. Definately a pity foul call. Down 13 with 2:20 to go.

11:20 Lewis misses three free throws and Billy Packer mentions that Oden is tired again. For the 18th billion time. And the Ugly man buries his free throws and I'm officially disgusted. #11

11:21 Conley gets to the rack no problem for a bucket, hmm any reason that wasn't the strategy all game long?

11:23 Noah's father is pretty ugly too.

11:26 Butler nails a three when it counts. Or not.

11:27 Oden gets in one final Dunk in his college career, and in a tourny where his teammates carried him for many of the games, they completed failed him on the biggest stage.

11:29 Conley buries a three, what a joke. An absolute joke. Game over, and Gainesville is toast of the town, and I'm done...

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