I'm just having so much fun burying David Ortiz in the ground that I honestly have become semi-addicted. It's just so much fun watching a bitter enemy morph from Lion to a kitten. From 2003 to 2007 when David Ortiz was Hercules, cough on roids cough, his slugging percentage never finished worse than 7th in Major League Baseball. This year, for batters with a minimum of 125 abs, he's 221st or 7th to last.
As my buddy Joe and I always joke, if Notre Dame was suiting up against an all Jesus team, aka a team made up of 55 Sons of God, Lou Holtz would probably still pick Notre Dame to win by a touchdown. So of course this weekend when I'm watching Sportscenter and they have him and fellow old man Corso making predictions, Lou picks ND to beat Michigan. Not that big of a deal, Michigan is a big question mark this year, but of course than Lou says that Notre Dame will win 11 games this year. This is the same Notre Dame that lost to a service academy last year. And just when you thought the douchy homerism was going to end ESPN asks which BCS school is going to be the biggest surprise team in the country. Any guesses to whom it was? I'll give you a clue it was another team he coached. If you guessed South Carolina you would be a winner. Next up on Lou's prediction watch, the Jets win the Superbowl, NC St. wins the ACC, Arkansas dominates the SEC West, Minnesota wins the Big
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