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Stuck Pissin

I'm all for getting pissed off after you suck, well unless it leads to you burning your equipment postgame that's just plain nutty, but a little slamming of the door or smashing locker I'm all for it. You should be ticked that you just sucked it up and a little rage on an inanimate object doesn't hurt anyway.

Well I guess there's a case where it does. Mobile BayBears relieve Matt Elliot gave up the game tieing run in the 8th to the Montgomery Biscuits and vented a little bit causing the game to be delayed for 8 minutes. What could possibly delay the game? Well Mr. Elliot went to the bathroom and slammed the door shut with such vigor that the door broke and he was stuck in there. After 8 minutes of attempting to get him the BayBears gave up and sent out a different pitcher who gave up the game winning run. Classic.

Meanwhile, Elliot was stuck on the can for a total of 47 minutes just sitting there and waiting while stadium personal pried at the door. Hopefully for his sake that can, didn't smell anything like the last porto potty I went in, where I think 47 minutes would have resulted in death or at minimum minor brain damage and temporary memory loss.

Courtesy of Deadspin and the Montgomery Advertiser
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