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Ivanovic Likes Grass Aswell

My new favorite tennis player has once again advanced to a major semifinal as she was able to hold off three match points today to hold off Nicole Vaidisova in three sets and is set to play Venis Williams tomorrow. Venis has had an up and down tourny for me, first she dispatched Maria Sharapova, boo another battle of the tennis hotties would have made for a nice Semis so that was uncalled for, however she knocked off Svetlana Kuznetsova today the face of evil today, so she redeemed herself slightly.

Either way the winner of their match must win in the finals as they will most likely play Captain Herpes. Even if the Herp loses than they will face a large unattractive french woman, ugh. So lets hope that Ivanovic's hotness can roll through the unattractive competetion.

There does appear to be a few lingering questions involving Ivanovic like, what the hell are those bandages on your knee? Those are not hot and it just looks plain awkward Ana. We the people want you to be hot.

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