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Atleast He Cares That He Sucks

So the 50+ million dollars that the Yankees shelled out to Kei Igawa thus far has equaled one good start relief appearance against the Red Sox and a lot of whiplash for Igawa himself after each time he needs to snap his neck around to watch the balls fly over the wall. Well yesterday after another Shiiiitttteeeee performance Igawa mauled his locker with a baseball bat. And will be forced use some of his undeserving 20 million dollars to pay for it.

I for one am a little pleased by the beating of the locker as atleast it is apparent now that the guy has some set of emotions and isn't just a human beaver. Here's hoping that he does not take the next step and commit sepuku or...



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Comments

Anonymous said…
Eh, it was even one good start against the Red Sox, it was a reflief appearance. Maybe Joe just needs to trick him and not tell him he is starting until a the game is about to begin.
Simon said…
Ah true that, forgot Rasner got drilled to start that game...
joyank4life said…
So, pitching in the real big leagues is a little huh Kei? Even the "aces" of Japan are getting knocked around. Matazuka is decent, but won't win a Cy Young any time soon. Good hitters, mediocre pitchers - George we have great young arms here in the USA (see your farm system). Please spend the money here.

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