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The Yanks Are a Big F'n Mess

Never a restless moment for these horrible 2007 New York Yankees as they both stunk on the field and created a few off the field moments of insanity.

ARod's Wife Hates You

Well apparently 'You' have done something to tick off Arod's wife, you should be ashamed of yourself. We should all be kind to Arod's wife, she has given the city so much and provided everyone with so much joy. Oh god I'm making myself sick. Really who the hell is this woman, I don't think I've ever heard her talk, it's not like she gets hounded by the press.

This just seems like a bitter woman being a moron because her husband got caught heading out on the town with a busty escort. Who knows if Arod was doing her on the side, who knows if his wife even cares if he sees that woman once or twice a road trip, guy does rake 25 million a year and has been one of the lone Yankees to root for this season. I'm assuming that the shirt isn't an FCUK shirt, else this whole story is lame, but still what's the point Mrs. Arod, why are you being such a friggin cry baby especially when your husband is now receiving the loudest cheers in the stadium. We've all moved on to hating the Big Pussy in right field.

Scott Proctor's a Nut Case

Scott what the hell is wrong with you? You don't find lighting your uni, glove and everything on fire just a wee bit odd? Um, is this really going to help you not suck? Perhaps throwing strikes with the bases loaded in a tie baseball game can not be done unless you've lit your uniform on fire recently. I'm getting sick of Joe Torre's love affair with Proctor and Mike Myers.

Alright Scott, calm down, take a chill pill. If you pitch like crap, which you do relatively often, how about going into the dugout and punching something with your left hand or smashing a bat against the wall, or kicking your locker or crying yourself to sleep. Turning into a pyro? Um who does that? I certainly would be a bit weirded out if I had the locker next to him, might just end up in flames one day.

The Team Sucks

Let's face it the team is just terrible and personally as a fan I'm getting impatient. They are the most inconsistent team in major league baseball. When their starters are good their bullpen stinks, when their pitching is good around their hitters can't hit themselves out of a paper bag. Their bench is a giant piece of shit. It's amazing how good they are this season at finding a way to lose the game.

For instance yesterday, I went to the game, and thought I was in line to see a nice pitchers dual. Instead, Pettite got absolutely rocked by the A's who aren't exactly the best hitting squad on the planet and the Yanks bats actually woke up and hit Dan Haren, who has been the best pitcher in baseball thus far. But of course they choked in big spots, mostly because Joe Torre turned moron and batted Robby Cano in the three hole(?) and he went 0 for and got out with the bases loaded with 2 outs and two runners on with 2 outs. It was very frustrating to watch and just epitomized the season thus far, they just find a way to lose.

Comments

Anonymous said…
That's funny! She's pissed about something.
Anonymous said…
Impatient Simon? Try waiting till 1918 to win a world series.
Anonymous said…
Delete till, insert since. I even reread that 3 times.

Open mouth, insert foot
Anonymous said…
Technically it was since 1983(4?) for you Jefe, but who's counting right?
Anonymous said…
You and your piss poor attitude. Who said I have been waiting since 1918? Some lone soul might have still been out there waiting. Why don't you quit filling up simon's comment section with your animadversion and over analyzation? Ball's in your court. Bring some meat to the table. Shake and Bake
Anonymous said…
^ That just happened.
Anonymous said…
Well you must not hate my comments completely if you spend your time looking through these to see if I've replied to any of them. I'l try to quit filling up Simone's comment section with my "animadversion," but I can't make any promises.
Simon said…
I very much enjoy the back and forth bickering and am completely in favor of its continuance.

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