I feel obliged to do this but I'm gonna make it quick so here are my first half award winners...NL MVP
1. Prince Fielder - Doin it for his estranged fat father.
2. Chase Utley - The Phils should be good right?
3. Jose Reyes - He's fast.
AL MVP
1. Arod - Contract Year Push.
2. Vlad - He's the Whole Offense.
3. Magglio - Curly Locks Leadin the way.
NL Cy Young
1. Chris Young - Mostly for the lame punches thrown at Derek Lee.
2. Jake Peavy - Two Fathers at the top?
3. Brad Penny - Why does he always date hot chicks?
AL Cy Young
1. Dan Haren - It's all in the Beard.
2. CC Fatassia - It's all in the fat rolls.
3. Josh Beckett - Hopefully there's a big tail off.
NL Rook O' Da Year
1. Hunter Pence - He Eats Venison.
2. Ryan Braun - Just needs some more ABs.
3. Josh Hamilton - Crack free.
AL Rook O' Da Year
1. Dice-K - I don't discriminate against Team Asia.
2. Hideki Okjajima - I told you I like Asia.
3. Jeremy Guthrie - I picked him up so he's probably gonna tank 2nd half.
NL Manager of the Year
1. Bud Black - Bud makes pitchers good.
2. Grady Little - Give Forest Gump some love.
3. Ned Yost - Screw him, he sucks.
AL Manager of the Year
1. Jim Leyland - Leyland's anger makes me happy.
2. Eric Wedge - Go Injuns.
3. Joe Torre - Ha ya right.
My MVP is Jesus of course...
Comments
-Brent
Jack Cust has been in the minors for about 10 years is that, that much different then playing in Japan for 10 years? Not like the Japanese league is that much better than AAA.