Thursday, June 05, 2008
This is the report on MLB.com for Gerrit Cole a big high schooler whom the Yankees drafted with their first pick. You know who MLB.com compares him to? Kyle God Damn Farnsworth. You know what Kyle Farnsworth was doing the second they drafted him, expanding the Blue Jays lead in the 9th inning of course. Gerrit let's all pray that this is the only time in your life that your name and Kyle's names are mentioned in the same breath.
Update: The Yanks Scored in the 9th leaving it up the Jason Giambi with 2 outs. And he hit a home run to win the game... Your off the hook for today Farny, the porn stache wins the game. And some how some way fucking Farny gets the win.