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Connecticut, Building Losers One Game at A Time

Lesson one to teach children in Connecticut is that if someone is better than you at something than you must find a way to get around them and find some kind of loophole. For a New Haven Youth league the solution was to simply ban a 9 year old kid from pitching in the league. Why? Because he could break the 40 mile per hour barrier and was 'too good' for his competition. So when his coach decided to pitch him anyway, the opposing team left the field and forfeited and the league attempted to disband the team. What a great lesson to teach your children, why try to compete against the best when you can get them not to play?

Just to make it evident that this life lesson is in effect for adults, I play in a Co-Ed softball league on sundays and our playoffs are currently going on. This league, like many others, allows only a certain number of people who live out of town. Our team has basically been the same for several years but in that time period some of the players have moved out of town so now we eclipse that limit. So when we beat a team 17-4 this weekend in the playoffs they decided that they were going to protest our 'illegal' roster so that they could pick up the win.

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Unknown said…
Too many hurt feelings when this kid struck out all of the opposing team...

On another note, some kid called into Opie and Anthony this morning since they were talking about the story. The kid supposedly plays in this league and says that "...this kid must have been on steroids."

America is awesome...
Anonymous said…
This is a sad day in America. Barstool has a great article on this kid as well.
Anonymous said…
This is a sad day in America. Barstool has a great article on this kid as well.

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