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Dong Dong's Gonna Pop a Cap in Canada


Dong Dong (aka Double Cock) won the bronze in the trampoline. If only he had popped a cap in Canada's Jason Burnett prior to the competition than the jackass wouldn't have been able to stop China from a 1, 2 sweep. It's ok though cause Dong Dong's gonna take him out after the event.

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The Prophet said…
I miss the innocent 'good ol' days' of trampolining before all of the gang bangers got involved.....

The 'finger gun gesture' is how John Dillinger busted out of the 'grey bar motel'
Anonymous said…
I can not believe this. Is is horrible. This is terrible. This is the kind of stuff that makes you want to walk away from the Olympics all together...... You are telling me that people get Gold Medals for Trampolining :-)

Next you are going to tell me that Trampolining is an actual word.
The Prophet said…
I never said I *approve* of it, I'm just here to report the news...but 'trampolining' is an actual word...
Anonymous said…
double cock has got a glock cocked ready to rock!!!

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