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Which Spur Is The Biggest Waste of Oxygen?

They are the Spurs they have been good and very annoying for a long time. Each of their players has certainly gotten on your nerve at some time or another and chances are if given the chance you would want to kick at least one of the in the groin. But which of them is the absolute worst.

1. Manu Ginobili - He's a foreigner so maybe its just natural for him to flop whenever he possibly can but it doesn't make it any less annoying. Additionally, he despite being an NBA player apparently needs to be baby as all you ever hear about is how the Spurs have to hold off on Manu's minutes so he won't get worn down for the playoffs. Additionally, he seems to always be the one who hits the big shots.

2. Tim Duncan - He's one of the best players of all time, he's the reason that the Spurs have 4 NBA titles and he plays the game well fundamentally so what is there not to like. How about the fact that he never shows any kind of personality to anyone in the publics eyes is one of the most boring superstars of all time. Or how about how all he does every single game is whine about any single foul call that does not go his way.

3. Tony Parker - What really is there to like about Tony Parker? He's french which immediately puts him in the negative plus he's married to a tv star so he's always on tv even non sports channels. Additionally, he likes to act like a drama queen on the court every possible moment he can.

4. Bruce Bowen - Is Bowen the worst of the bunch? He just might be. He whines just like the rest of them, but he is by far the dirtiest player of the bunch. He has built a reputation as a solid defensive player by consistently getting away with fouls and with jabbing his opponents. Additionally, he likes to step on better players like Chris Paul or get away with obvious flagrant fouls. Finally, he typically hits big 3s despite not being a good shooter.

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