How many times have you gone out to your local country club of choice, ask for a caddy and they send you out some pimply 16 year old who's better at golf then you? Doesn't it just ruffle your feathers? Well no longer will you have to worry about that king acne and his advice as you can hire a busty blond to carry your bag all day and she'll even drink with you for an hour after the round. All for the low low price of 220 £s. Now if you were to open up a business of this name you would have to think long and hard. You would want something that described the beauty of the caddies but didn't take away from their knowledge of golf. Ha. Oh I got it how about Eye Candy Caddies, that says you have a hot woman carrying your bag. But don't worry because each woman, or man if you're feeling randy, has completed the Eye Candy Caddie training course which includes a whole section on Golf Etiquette.
So if you're in Great Britain and want a hot young woman carrying your wood and feel like dropping an additional 220 pounds visit the Eye Candy Caddie Profiles and pick out which hot bod you prefer. Personally I think I'll go with the Americans idea of just bringing strippers out onto the course.
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