Moving Blows

Simon gives me my big first chance and what do I do? Piss it away, that's what. In my defense it's now 11:23 on Sunday and this is the first time I've had to sit down and write. As you may have guessed from the title, it's because I was stuck moving out of my apartment. In summary, I apologize to the masses of SimonOnSports regulars, and I'll have something clever for you next time.

Comments

Anonymous said…

boo

8:37 AM

Simon said…

That's ok, I've included the dead bear being dragged to emphasize the failure. Ha.

8:56 AM

Anonymous said…

Nice job with the dead bear.

Saw Millsy Saturday night, totally pussed out on bar hopping.

7:36 AM

Frank the Tank said…

Is that the bear that fell outta the tree onto the trampoline and got catapulted up in the air, i saw that on the news a while back it was pretty hilarious.

11:10 AM

M E T S = Mercifully End The Season

Do it before David Wright gets Hurt!

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