Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Yesterday I took the plunge. I added Elijah Dukes to the fantasy squad and jettisoned Hideki "Bum Knee" Matsui. So Elijah lets try to hit baseballs and not women. No more death threats to your former girlfriend. No more autographs for little kids either cause apparently doing charity work for kids and showing up 5 minutes late for work gets you suspended and fined. Elijah set up a bunk bed in the clubhouse and start sleeping there.