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Week 9 NFL Pick Suggestions

After a horrendous week, I feel like just guessing.

1. Carolina Panthers (+14 1/2) at New Orleans Saints
The Panthers are going to rush for 2 hundred plus yards and the Del Homie is going to throw for less than 2 interceptions. They're still going to lose, but not by more than two touchdowns.

2. Green Bay Packers (-10 1/2) at Tampa Bay Buccaneers
The Bucs are truly atrocious. They are starting Josh Freeman fro the first time. The Packers desperately need a win to get back on track. The Packers have to kill them right?

3. Atlanta Falcons (-10 1/2) vs. Washington Redskins
The Redskins are also terrible. The are surrounded by non-stop bitching and controversy. They just lost their Tight End for the season. The Falcons like the Packers are desperate and need a win. They win by double digits right?

4. Kansas City Chiefs (+6.5) at Jacksonville Jaguars
The Jaguars are a team of confusion. I don't get them. The Chiefs just suck. But I'm picking them anyway cause I don't trust the Jags to win any game by a touchdown.

5. Pittsburgh Steelers (-3 1/2) at Denver Broncos
Honestly fuck the Broncos. I think I've gotten every single game they played wrong this season. I finally change my tune and pick them to cover the spread last week and they get fucking killed. I'm back to picking against them.

Survivor Pick of the Week: Falcons
I'm not too comfortable with this pick as the Redskins are coming off a bye and the Falcons aren't exactly king shit. But I think i get to 9-0.

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