Wednesday, December 19, 2007
The Bowls are right around the corner and since I'm doing such a horrible job with my NFL picks this season perhaps I'm due a little bit of luck. Also if you care to defeat me in Bowl Pick 'Em probably not a difficult task you can join my league 'Can't Spell Lloyd without 2 Ls' at ESPN. Anyway here's one sentence reasons why I picked each game.
San Diego Bowl: Utah over Navy cause the Midshipman Coach decided to bail ship.
New Orleans Bowl: Florida A&T over Memphis cause they are from Florida, thats it.
PapaJohns Bowl: Cincinnati over Southern Miss cause the Bearcats didn't get their coach stolen by Michigan.
New Mexico Bowl: New Mexico over Nevada cause nothing says homefield like having the same name as the bowl game.
Las Vegas Bowl: BYU over UCLA cause UCLA lost to Notre Dame.
Hawaii Bowl: Boise St. over East Carolina cause the powers extend past the smurf turf.
Motor City Bowl: Central Michigan over Purdon't cause the MAC owns the Big 10 this year.
Holiday Bowl: Arizona St. over Texas cause the Loghorns are highly overrated.
Champs Sports: BC over Michigan St. cause the Eagles always win their bowl games cause every year they face inferior teams.
Texas Bowl: Houston over TCU cause the coin landed tails.
Emerald Bowl: Oregon St. over Maryland cause the Beaver is too powerful to be contained in a fridge.
Car Care Bowl: Wake Forest over Uconn cause I drink the haterade.
Liberty Bowl: Miss St. over UCF cause nothing says Croomed like a Bowl loss.
Alamo Bowl: Penn St. over A&M cause the Aggies still haven't gotten their running back on a conditioning plan.
Independence Bowl: Bama over Colorado cause one 6-6 team must win.
Armed Forces Bowl: Cal over Air Force cause them helicopters can't stop Desean Jackson.
Sun Bowl: South Florida over Oregon cause a Leaf is going to QB for one team and not the other.
Humanitarian Bowl: Georgia Tech over Fresno St. cause the Jackets showed charity when they let Glennon use their jersey.
Gaylord Bowl: Kentucky over FSU cause Cheat St. University got caught.
Insight Bowl: Indiana over Okie St. cause this ones for Coach Hep.
Peach Bowl: Auburn over Clemson cause the ACC likes to suspend all of their players for the bowl game.
Outback Bowl: Tennessee over Wisconsin cause this time the coin landed heads.
Cotton Bowl: Missouri over Arkansas cause the Razorbacks ain't got Patrino yet.
Gator Bowl: Texas Tech over Virginia cause Al Groh will have his mind explode trying to defend the Red Raiders.
Cap One Bowl: Florida over Michigan cause the Tebow spread won't be stopped.
Rose Bowl: USC over Illinois cause there will be no Zooking in Pasadena.
Sugar Bowl: Georgia over Hawaii cause there won't be back to back BCS miracles.
Fiesta Bowl: Oklahoma over West Virginia cause Pat White will be broken in half.
Orange Bowl: VaTech over Kansas cause the Ass Face is Better than the Triple Chin.
International Bowl: Rutgers over Ball St. cause Schiano is too good for Michigan.
GMAC Bowl: Tulsa over Bowling Green cause um ain't got no reason.
BCS Title Game: LSU over Ohio St. cause the Buckeyes are inept versus the SEC.
Good luck soundly defeating me...