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NFL Week 14 Pick Suggestions

Another week of ugh. Perhaps I'll fall below .500 this week.


5. San Diego (-1 1/2) at Tennessee Titans
Again I'm a glutton for punishment and will continue to pick the lightning bolts for some reason or another. Maybe they're back to their 2006 form and won't let me down.

4. Dallas Cowboys (-10 1/2) at Detroit Lions
This is probably a very risky pick, considering the Lions could put up 30 in any game, but man their defense just completely blows and the Cowboys are easily going to put up 35 points in this game. So lets hope Kitna gets shut down.

3. New York Jets (+3 1/2) vs. Cleveland Browns
What I won with them last week I can't ride the miserable Mangini train for the second week in a row? I would like the Jets to draft Glenn Dorsey so the Jets will sensibly win a couple of games down the stretch to push them to far down the list to get him.

2. Miami Dolphins (+7 1/2) at Buffalo Bills
If not this week than when are the Dolphins going to win? Yes they completely suck, but come on Buffalo isn't very good either.

1. New Orleans Saints(-4 1/2) at Atlanta Falcons
The Saints are fighting for their playoffs lives against the Chris Redman led Atlanta Falcons. Maybe Reggie Bush will stop being a useless douche this weekend and finally do something good.

Survivor League Pick: Death to Norv Chargers

Going with another relatively easy choice this week after the balls to the walls pick last week. Going with the Jaguars vs. the pathetic Panthers.

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