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Combine into a 16 Star RB


4 + 4 + 4 + 4 = 16
That's what addition taught you as a kid right? Just add things up.

4 - 1 = 3
Another lesson you learned as a kid was if you are with 4 people and you have one apple and you can't split the apple, than only one person is going to get to eat the apple.

You Can't Merge Humans
Unfortunaly another lesson I've learned over the years is that you can not merge human beings. You can not merge the strengths of one into the strengths of another. It is currently not medically possible.

So now the question is. If you have four 4 star running back recruits what the hell is the point? You typically only play 1 tailback at a time. Hell Rich Rod didn't even play Noel Devine that much. So if he only has a certain amount of scholarships to give out (somewhere in the mid to low 20s) than why the hell is he using them on 4 4 star running backs.
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Anonymous said…
here is why:

DickRod can just wait to find out which one's are good, then give the rest the old "ryan mallett" treatment...simply sit them down and tell them they will never see the field at Michigan and should tranfer. "You're Fired."

Then when they tranfer he gets his scholarship back. See? Who says college sports aren't pure and about academics?
12:14 PM
Anonymous said…
the kid in the background looks like abcunas
1:35 PM
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