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The Shockey Pledge


Hey Guys I just want to let you know that I'm still around. I don't quite understand why I had to wear this press badge all day long. I'm still a part of the team right? You know the emotional leader and stuff. The one that fires everybody up in the huddle. I was there spiritually at the very least right? You could feel my presence in the huddle, I think that's why we scored on that last td drive. My spirit empowered you with confidence and positive emotions it also helped David hold onto that pass. My hands are immaculate.

So I just hope that you guys you know keep me around next year. You know that 70% of the Giants jerseys sold in the last few years are Shockey jerseys. Everyone loves Shockey. So please don't trade me to a shitty team for the sole reason that I wasn't you know physically playing. That's just semantics, I helped this team win on Saturday.

Jeremy

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