Thursday, February 28, 2008
So last night I watched the hilarious Seinfeld issue where David Putty paints his face for the Devils game. He then acts like a complete psycho and scares off the entire crew. Then Elaine tries to break up with him after calling him a Face Painter, which got me thinking. People should really not paint their faces when going to games. You Look absolutely ridiculous.
Oooohhh did you two do each others make up? That's so cute.
Are these Gator Fans the Sons of the Blue Man Group and the unknown Orange Man?
The Vertical Stripes really bring out the Double Chin.
And you would look just as ridiculous if you bought one of these dumb masks that makes you look like a face painter.
And then there are the people that take it all the way and paint their body and their face. Sometimes they even get some paint on the crotch of their shorts too.
You would think a kid going to Princeton would be smarter than this but alas they are as dumb as the general population.
More experienced players go with the Tiger outfit in addition to the face paint to go the extra mile in freaking out Tiger Woods.
And of course you have the clown that paints on a jersey and eye block like he's an actual player.
With all that being said and all that hate emitted, I am completely ok with the Painted on Jersey if you look like this.
Or Like This.
Or Even Like This.
Or Even a Cursed Cubs Fan
Thank You SI