Please Tell Me Flat Tops Are Back In

Last night I left ESPN on after the C's game and found out by accident that the McDonald's All America game was on. I left it on for a bit and really there was only one thing of note. Arizona PG recruit Brandon Jennings has an enormous Kid N' Play like Flat Top. It was phenomenal and I pray that Flat Tops / Hi-Top Fades are coming back in style.

FLAT TOPS HELP IMPROVE THE JORDAN POSE
(Do Not Actually Improve Dunking Ability)

YOU CAN CARRY THE BALL WITH A FLAT TOP
(Ref's Are Blinded by the Hair)

FLAT TOPS GIVE YOU WINGS
(Red Bull Not Included)

Check out GREAT MOMENTS IN HOOPS FLAT TOP HISTORY

Comments

Larry Brown said…

I thought the exact same thing when I saw Jennings last night. I really hope the Kid n Play look is back!

9:07 PM

Anonymous said…

We'll being a 22 year-old in Los Angeles, I can tell you that just about everything from the late 80's and the early 90's is in as of the moment.

1:38 AM

Anonymous said…

I am also from LA, im 17 and I can definately tell you that all that late 80's early 90's stuff is back in style. I might get a flat top again myself!

7:00 PM

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