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Randy: Yo Tom, I heard Gisele is gettin back with Leo.

Tom: Huh?

Randy: Just playin dog. So that game sucked eh?

Tom: No shit.

Randy: You know what else is gonna suck?

Tom: What jackass?

Randy: Playin in the Pro Bowl, that shit is lame.

Tom: Hmm...

Randy: You rather go to Cabo? Get drunk on Tequila? Tony Romo said it was a good time.

Tom: Hmm... Peyton won't be there to make fun of me right?

Randy: Nope.

Tom: K I'm in.
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Big Bear said…
Another banner moment for SimonOnSports........the Pats bashing has earned a filter for the blog subscription, let me know when it's safe to come out so I can turn it off. Oh yeah, and the Jets suck.
12:47 PM
Simon said…
and... clarify?
1:19 PM
Big Bear said…
The point was, I'm boycotting until the bashing ends, just like I haven't listened to the radio or watching anything but wrestling and Jeopardy on TV since Sunday.
1:22 PM
Simon said…
Ha, sack up and stop being a little pussy. Waaaa the Patriots choked after 18 weeks of we're the best team ever.

And yes the Jets suck. I know this.

And I would expect the Pats bashing to end sometime in the future.
1:26 PM
Anonymous said…
Actually 22 weeks.

16 weeks for regular season games
1 week for the regular season bye
1 week for 1st round bye
1 week for divisional game
1 week for AFC Championship
2 weeks from AFC to Super Bowl

Give credit where credit is due.

This is all Shockey's fault.
3:11 PM
Anonymous said…
I blame George Bush.
7:58 AM
Anonymous said…
simmon is a dick hole
8:02 PM
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