2009 NFL Award Predictions

MVP: Donovan McNabb, By policy I am not picking Manning or Brady, instead I'm going to go with McNabb. Why? ~~I have no idea~~, ~~I'm a moron~~, I think the Eagles are going to have a deadly offense this year and McNabb's going to put up great numbers.

Offensive Player of the Year: Adrian Peterson, At some point you have to go chalk somewhere and Peterson is my chalk pick. He shall rush for lots and lots and lots of yards.

Defensive Player of the Year: Justin Tuck, We're going out on a limb on this one, but with the return of Osi and the additions the Giants made to their D-line in the offseason, Tuck is going to be in 1 on 1 most of the team and will come close to leading the league in sacks.

Offensive Rookie of the Year: Kenny Britt, he's already a starting wide out for the Titans who desperately need a go to wide receiver. He's tall. He's fast. And he should get ample opportunity to make a difference.

Defensive Rookie of the Year: Aaron Curry, Picking a rookie linebacker to win this award each year is like stealing candy from a baby. He's going to get a lot of playing time and because he's a linebacker he'll end up with a ton of tackles. Plus, as a top 5 pick, everyone knows him. This award is his.

NFL Comeback Player of the Year: Brett Favre, He's coming back from retirement dontchaknow... but seriously its Tom Brady.

Kicker of the Year: Shayne Graham, And Shayne Graham wins the annual Kicker of the Year award as his token redheadness has yet to fade.

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Lou Holtz is the Homer / Annoyingly Delusional

As my buddy Joe and I always joke, if Notre Dame was suiting up against an all Jesus team, aka a team made up of 55 Sons of God, Lou Holtz would probably still pick Notre Dame to win by a touchdown. So of course this weekend when I'm watching Sportscenter and they have him and fellow old man Corso making predictions, Lou picks ND to beat Michigan. Not that big of a deal, Michigan is a big question mark this year, but of course than Lou says that Notre Dame will win 11 games this year. This is the same Notre Dame that lost to a service academy last year. And just when you thought the douchy homerism was going to end ESPN asks which BCS school is going to be the biggest surprise team in the country. Any guesses to whom it was? I'll give you a clue it was another team he coached. If you guessed South Carolina you would be a winner. Next up on Lou's prediction watch, the Jets win the Superbowl, NC St. wins the ACC, Arkansas dominates the SEC West, Minnesota wins the Big

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M E T S = Mercifully End The Season

Do it before David Wright gets Hurt!

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Ranking the New York Jets Historical Helmets

There's no way you can't go with the Helmet they won the Super Bowl in. You just can't. Next, I really don't understand why they don't where the helmet with the Jet as their throwback uniforms. That helmet is awesome. Then I'm going with the Helmets from the 80s because it's the classic feel and the white face mask is 10 times better than the black one. And the rankings continue until you get to... The Titans Helmet. I hate everything about those Titan uniforms. The Helmets are boring and the colors are GOD awful. Navy blue and Mustard? What the hell is that. Disgusting. If they wore those unis when I was a kid I'd probably be a Giant fan, and be much happier with my life in football.

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