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Dear Jack Daniels

Dear Jack Daniels,

I just wanted to let you know that you'll be seeing a lot of me these next few days. I plan on being blacked out from now til monday. I really don't want to watch my team play baseball anymore. We can't even beat the Nationals. In September we've only won 8 games. It's ugly, I can't take it anymore.

Hell I just might try to get so drunk I erase the memory of the last 6 months. Nothing good has happenned so I will likely feel better about myself.

I Just Lined Up 12 Shots,
Jerry Manual

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