1. Maybe Smelley Cocks are a turn on in South Carolina, it is in the South.2. Hey Ladies the cheese comes free with the package.
3. Look past the acne girls and look straight at that Smelley Cock, it's delicious and nutritious.
1. F*cking Kentucky? Are you god damn serious we're going to lose to Kentucky after beating Florida?2. I attempted to change my name to Loss Miles but the court would not allow it.
3. Being the best team in the country is not fun, it's much more fun underachieving with superb talent.
1. We got engulfed by an Eager Beaver. 2. Why was our QB leaking Vagina Juices?
3. Who wants to be the #1 team in the country anyway.
1. I got my sweater half off Get it? Half off.2. It is hot as balls in Miami, I really should have shaved off everything.
3. Noooo, why did you take a picture of me? I look like an idiot.
1. Countdown to Paralysis, T minus 2 seconds.2. Coach Groh told me landing on my head will build strength in my spine.
3. I'm as upside down as our record. 6-1? What the hell?
Pinkel "So why exactly aren't we on National TV Today."Stoops "I have no idea, you guys are actually good for a change."
Pinkel "Ya no kidding #11, how sweet is that."
Stoops "Well that's for today, tomorrow you will slide a bit."
Pinkel "True."
1. Roar, Butch Davis Kill Maim Destroy.2. The Browns have as many wins as me this season. Damn it.
3. Powder Blue does not highlight my strong features.
1. Woo we beat Notre Dame just like everybody other team on the planet.2. We're ready to be the most overrated #2 team in the history of college football.
3. I stole Charlie's Cheeseburger and it was fantastic.
1. Hey Look we Beat Stamford, I think we're better than USC. 2. Hi Mom
3. Again Horned Frogs > Trojans
1. Um why do we get a trophy when we beat Indiana?2. What the hell am I going with a Brass Spittoon?
3. Nevermind, I have an idea, chugging contests out of the Spittoon tonight.
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