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Surprise Antoine is Fat


During Antoine Walker's time with the Celtics he pissed me off for a several reasons, amongst them was the fact that he typically seemed out of shape for a basketball player. The sole season he showed up in camp slim and in shape, Danny Ainge traded him for a few white guys. Anyway now a few years later Antoine is being reprimanded for being overweight. How is this surprising to anyone?

I really never understood how a professional athlete who's sole objective in their profession is to be in shape and be able to run and be strong could be so out of shape all the time, but Antoine probably knows.

Comments

Papa Bear said…
I hate Antoine, he has no business being in a uniform. I would make him run laps until his achilles explodes.
Anonymous said…
Its all that University of Kentucky Fried Chicken. Also the fact that he shoots 3s on fast breaks so he doesnt have to run the extra 24' to the hoop.

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