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Just How Drunk Do You Need to Be to Piss on Another Person?


The question of the day is just how drunk do you need to be to whip it out at a playoff hockey game and start urinating on people. Do you need to be 100% blackout drunk in order to do this? Do you need to be intoxicated with a bunch of friends telling you that you won't piss on all the Canadian fans sitting in front of you. Or is the game already in overtime and you just can't spare missing any game, so why not use the Canadian fan as a urinal?

I think you have to be a special brand of human being to be that drunk that you are willing to urinate on fellow human beings while enjoying a playoff hockey game. Lucky for you they probably have a urinal directly in your jail cell.

Courtesy of Barstool Sports

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