Masters Fashion Watch: Who Said Pink Pants Were Cool?

Two weeks from now my fraternity is having an alumni golf tournament and in order to play well I think you need to dress well. So I'm going to keep a pulse on the premier fashion statements from the Masters so that I can replicate them in a few weeks in hopes that I play like a golfer who doesn't completely suck. Although I won't be wearing Light Pink or Bright Pink Pants. Check Out the Other Recaps: Thursday

Poulter Apparently Only Brought 2 Pair of Pants
Who am I to Talk I Do the Same Thing

He Wears Pastel Pink So You Remember his Name
I Forgot Already, I think He's Thai

Bubba the 1980s Roller Skate Girl
But He Balanced Off the Absurd Pants with the Gator Skin Belt

Baddeley Represents Both the Fairway and the Rough
At This Pace Baddeley Will Be Wearing Spandex Chapps On the Weekend

Adam Scott Enters the Fashion Fold
Hopefully He Keeps Up the Improved Pace

Sergio Tries But Doesn't Pull Off the Green Look
Where Was the Monotonic Green Outfit

SHIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGOOOOOOOO
White Pants White Hat What a Combo

Zach Johnson Was A Day Late on White and Green Day
I Bet Nobody Wanted to Talk to Him With His Green Jacket On

Nothing Fun to Look At Here
Wait? Eric Byrnes Plays Golf?

Weaver Is So Damn High Class
Good Thing He's Guaranteed to Not Come Home with a Paycheck

Tiger Pictured Contemplating What He Would Look Like in Pink Pants
There's Always the Pink Pant Red Shirt Sunday Combo

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M E T S = Mercifully End The Season

Do it before David Wright gets Hurt!

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Numbers On Steroids: Mickey Mantle

Numbers on Steroids is a look at baseball players during the 90s to see if anything screams out at you. This week it's throwing a curve ball and looking at All Time Great Yankees. Players that we know did not take steroids to see if this gives a defense to any of the players 'convicted' by Numbers on Steroids. Time to look at my dad's favorite athlete of all time, Mickey Mantle. Averages Say: What's with the mysterious dip at 27 and then the uptick? At Bats Per Home Run Says: That's a mighty jump from 22 to 24 Explaining As If It Was the 90s If you take a look at the numbers there are two time frames which in the 1990s would be questioned. First would be the incredible leap he took from his first year in the big leagues to his first MVP season in 1956. His batting average jumped 50 points. His slugging percentage jumped 90 points and he hit 15 more homers than his previous high. This wouldn't merrit a conviction nowadays though because the young age he...

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Guest Post: Thoughts on Sabathia Signing

I asked Grutt what his thoughts were on the Sabathia signing and I thought his response pretty much nailed it. So here it is. I don’t know. Every year I get a little more disenchanted with baseball. Yea, it’s great we signed the top pitching free agent. But we were supposed to. No team was even in the ballpark of the Yankees offer yet they still needed to jump from the already ridiculous price of $140 million to $160 million to close the deal. Now I hear we are going to sign more pitchers who will also get large contracts and the position player gaps are still glaring. Each new, large contract just adds to the feeling that the Yanks are supposed to win it all. “I think we have a good chance this year.” That is a lost feeling. If they don’t win I’ll wonder why, like there has to be some other reason besides that it’s a sport you can never predict how things will work out and some years just aren’t yours to be won. If they win I will be pleasantly smug. It gets a little more...

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