NCAA Bowl Predictions

Friday, December 19, 2008

Here are my selections for the Bowl Pick'Em game. If you care to soundly defeat me then join up here Tebow is a Superior Being, Password: Tebow. All the action begins tomorrow.

EagleBank Bowl: Wake Forest over Navy because rematches in college football are uber lame.

New Mexico: Fresno State over Colorado State cause the Bulldogs have a victory over the best football team in all of Jersey.

magicJack St. Petersburg: South Florida over Memphis cause nothing says magic like the Grothe mohawk.

Pioneer Las Vegas: BYU over Arizona cause the Mormons and Vegas mix beautifully.

R+L Carriers New Orleans: Troy over Southern Miss because Trojan men don't lose bowl games.

San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia: TCU over Boise State cause Boise St. is not on the Smurf turf.

Sheraton Hawaii: Notre Dame over Hawaii cause the Irish are bound to snap that bowl loss streak against a lame opponent.

Motor City: Central Michigan over Florida Atlantic cause the its the god damn Motor City bowl who in Florida wants to go to Michigan in December.

Meineke Car Care: West Virginia over North Carolina cause Pat White is going to go out a weiner, I mean winner.

Champs Sports: Florida State over Wisconsin cause the Badgers lost to Michigan, that means they are TERRIBLE.

Emerald: California over Miami (Fla.) cause that's a long plane ride to the West Side.

Independence: Louisiana Tech over Northern Illinois cause the Independence Day was won over the Technically advanced advanced Aliens when Will Smith Jeff Goldblum cracked the code. Rutgers over NC State because Jersey obviously loves cheap Pizza more than North Carolina.

Valero Alamo: Missouri over Northwestern cause the Chase Daniel wants to get drafted on the first day.

Roady's Humanitarian: Maryland over Nevada cause I'm ranking ACC competition over the west coast advantage.

Texas: Rice over Western Michigan cause well its a home game for Rice, how many fans does Western Michigan have.

Pacific Life Holiday: Oregon over Oklahoma State because he's a man he's 40.

Bell Helicopter Armed Forces: Air Force over Houston cause its the Helicopter bowl, shouldn't the armed forces get a little love from the officials.

Brut Sun: Pittsburgh over Oregon State cause you do not mess with the Wannstache on New years Eve.

Gaylord Hotels Music City: Boston College over Vanderbilt cause BC never loses bowl games cause they always play in shitty ones.

Insight: Kansas over Minnesota cause the Gophers are highly fraudulent.

Chick-fil-A: Georgia Tech over LSU cause the Tigers have definitely packed it in this year.

Outback: Iowa over South Carolina cause the Hawkeyes already shot down one old coach its time for another.

Capital One: Georgia over Michigan State cause Sparty isn't ready for the big time.

Konica Minolta Gator: Clemson over Nebraska cause the Tigers are lifted from the anchor that was Tommy Bowden.

Rose Bowl Game: USC over Penn State cause the Trojans feast on the Big 10 in Pasadena.

FedEx Orange: Virginia Tech over Cincinnati cause the the Hokies will score one defensive touchdown and win 7-3.

AT&T Cotton: Texas Tech over Ole Miss cause the Red Raiders are pissed off at all of their countless snubs.

AutoZone Liberty: East Carolina over Kentucky cause its a Pirate's life for me.

Allstate Sugar: Alabama over Utah cause its the SEC vs. the Mountain West no brainers.

International: Connecticut over Buffalo cause it's time for Turner Gill's resume to take a dip.

Tostitos Fiesta: Texas over Ohio State cause screw the Buckeyes.

GMAC: Tulsa over Ball State because Hoke bailed ship for San Diego St., that's not even a good job.

FedEx BCS National Championship Game: Florida over Oklahoma cause the Gators have Tim Tebow and the Sooners do not.

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