Friday, December 19, 2008
Here are my selections for the Bowl Pick'Em game. If you care to soundly defeat me then join up here Tebow is a Superior Being, Password: Tebow. All the action begins tomorrow.
EagleBank Bowl: Wake Forest over Navy because rematches in college football are uber lame.
New Mexico: Fresno State over Colorado State cause the Bulldogs have a victory over the best football team in all of Jersey.
magicJack St. Petersburg: South Florida over Memphis cause nothing says magic like the Grothe mohawk.
Pioneer Las Vegas: BYU over Arizona cause the Mormons and Vegas mix beautifully.
R+L Carriers New Orleans: Troy over Southern Miss because Trojan men don't lose bowl games.
San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia: TCU over Boise State cause Boise St. is not on the Smurf turf.
Sheraton Hawaii: Notre Dame over Hawaii cause the Irish are bound to snap that bowl loss streak against a lame opponent.
Motor City: Central Michigan over Florida Atlantic cause the its the god damn Motor City bowl who in Florida wants to go to Michigan in December.
Meineke Car Care: West Virginia over North Carolina cause Pat White is going to go out a weiner, I mean winner.
Champs Sports: Florida State over Wisconsin cause the Badgers lost to Michigan, that means they are TERRIBLE.
Emerald: California over Miami (Fla.) cause that's a long plane ride to the West Side.
Independence: Louisiana Tech over Northern Illinois cause the Independence Day was won over the Technically advanced advanced Aliens when Will Smith Jeff Goldblum cracked the code.
Papajohns.com: Rutgers over NC State because Jersey obviously loves cheap Pizza more than North Carolina.
Valero Alamo: Missouri over Northwestern cause the Chase Daniel wants to get drafted on the first day.
Roady's Humanitarian: Maryland over Nevada cause I'm ranking ACC competition over the west coast advantage.
Texas: Rice over Western Michigan cause well its a home game for Rice, how many fans does Western Michigan have.
Pacific Life Holiday: Oregon over Oklahoma State because he's a man he's 40.
Bell Helicopter Armed Forces: Air Force over Houston cause its the Helicopter bowl, shouldn't the armed forces get a little love from the officials.
Brut Sun: Pittsburgh over Oregon State cause you do not mess with the Wannstache on New years Eve.
Gaylord Hotels Music City: Boston College over Vanderbilt cause BC never loses bowl games cause they always play in shitty ones.
Insight: Kansas over Minnesota cause the Gophers are highly fraudulent.
Chick-fil-A: Georgia Tech over LSU cause the Tigers have definitely packed it in this year.
Outback: Iowa over South Carolina cause the Hawkeyes already shot down one old coach its time for another.
Capital One: Georgia over Michigan State cause Sparty isn't ready for the big time.
Konica Minolta Gator: Clemson over Nebraska cause the Tigers are lifted from the anchor that was Tommy Bowden.
Rose Bowl Game: USC over Penn State cause the Trojans feast on the Big 10 in Pasadena.
FedEx Orange: Virginia Tech over Cincinnati cause the the Hokies will score one defensive touchdown and win 7-3.
AT&T Cotton: Texas Tech over Ole Miss cause the Red Raiders are pissed off at all of their countless snubs.
AutoZone Liberty: East Carolina over Kentucky cause its a Pirate's life for me.
Allstate Sugar: Alabama over Utah cause its the SEC vs. the Mountain West no brainers.
International: Connecticut over Buffalo cause it's time for Turner Gill's resume to take a dip.
Tostitos Fiesta: Texas over Ohio State cause screw the Buckeyes.
GMAC: Tulsa over Ball State because Hoke bailed ship for San Diego St., that's not even a good job.
FedEx BCS National Championship Game: Florida over Oklahoma cause the Gators have Tim Tebow and the Sooners do not.