NFL Week 15 Pick Suggestions

Apparently it's favorite week, except of course for last nights game which I of course lost already.

5. Washington Redskins (-6 1/2) at Cincinnati Bengals
The Bengals are so incredibly terrible.

4. Arizona Cardinals (-3 1/2) vs. Minnesota Vikings
The Vikings are playing Tarvaris Jackson again... that's why I'm picking the Cardinals.

3. New England Patriots (-7 1/2) at Oakland Raiders
The Raiders have put up more than 1 good game this season, but their typical game is complete shit. So I'm guessing this weekend will be complete shit.

2. Indianapolis Colts (-16 1/2) vs. Detroit Lions
The Colts haven't lost in a long time and the Lions haven't won in longer. Nothing is going to give.

1. Tennessee Titans (-3 1/2) at Houston Texans
This spread is absolutely begging a sucker to take it. And well I'm just that sucker.

Survivor League Pick: SCREW Seattle
Washington over Cincy. I know Washington is struggling but it's Cincy they suck.

Non-Spread Picks

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Lou Holtz is the Homer / Annoyingly Delusional

As my buddy Joe and I always joke, if Notre Dame was suiting up against an all Jesus team, aka a team made up of 55 Sons of God, Lou Holtz would probably still pick Notre Dame to win by a touchdown. So of course this weekend when I'm watching Sportscenter and they have him and fellow old man Corso making predictions, Lou picks ND to beat Michigan. Not that big of a deal, Michigan is a big question mark this year, but of course than Lou says that Notre Dame will win 11 games this year. This is the same Notre Dame that lost to a service academy last year. And just when you thought the douchy homerism was going to end ESPN asks which BCS school is going to be the biggest surprise team in the country. Any guesses to whom it was? I'll give you a clue it was another team he coached. If you guessed South Carolina you would be a winner. Next up on Lou's prediction watch, the Jets win the Superbowl, NC St. wins the ACC, Arkansas dominates the SEC West, Minnesota wins the Big

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M E T S = Mercifully End The Season

Do it before David Wright gets Hurt!

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Ranking the New York Jets Historical Helmets

There's no way you can't go with the Helmet they won the Super Bowl in. You just can't. Next, I really don't understand why they don't where the helmet with the Jet as their throwback uniforms. That helmet is awesome. Then I'm going with the Helmets from the 80s because it's the classic feel and the white face mask is 10 times better than the black one. And the rankings continue until you get to... The Titans Helmet. I hate everything about those Titan uniforms. The Helmets are boring and the colors are GOD awful. Navy blue and Mustard? What the hell is that. Disgusting. If they wore those unis when I was a kid I'd probably be a Giant fan, and be much happier with my life in football.

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