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NFL Week 14 Awards

Wow You Guys Suck: Detroit Lions, Just 3 games away from 0-16, that'll be so much fun. And I don't know if even a federal bailout would help them Runners Up: Anybody think Marvin Lewis is dying to get fired, seriously what happened to Jacksonville?

This Scarecrow Needs a Brain: Antonio Pierce, You tried to say that you were good to go in the game but you obviously were both distracted and frustrated. On one drive you took two absolutely horrendous penalties. Runners Up: Whoever designs the Jets coverage schemes, the Jets for letting Pennington free and allowing him to go to the Dolphins.

Cough Cough Cough: Tony Romo, The chance was there despite the Steelers comeback. You had the ball in a tie game needing only a field goal and instead of driving you throw a game losing pick 6. Runners Up: the Jets choked away their chance to lengthen their division lead, Seattle had the game in their hands but couldn't hold on

The Shocker: The 49ers, Grr crapity crap crap shit. Back to back weeks I have the Niners at the shocker. I'm sorry but I just didn't see this coming before the game and then during the game it was all too clear. The Jets opted to play no defense and essentially force themselves to win out if they want to make the playoffs. Runners Up: the Cowboys collapse, the Giants offenses virtual no show.

The Pimp: Carolina Running Backs, Both Jonathan Stewart and DeAngelo Williams dominated last night to retake the division lead. 301 total yards on the ground between the two was by far the biggest reason for their victory. Runners Up: Brian Westbrook ate the GMen alive, Matt Schaub is back and throwing for 414.

You Got Jakked Up: Ronde Barber, Down 7 points in the fourth on back to back running plays Ronde Barber was brushed off via the stiff arm resulting in two carries for 46 yards and a td.

My Fantasy Anti-MVP: Hope is Gone, I'm out of the postseason so it's all meaningless.

New York Jets Anti-MVP: Defense, If their mission was to make Shaun Hill look and feel like Steve Young than it was accomplished.

My Picks

My Picks: 11-5
Preseason Picks: 9-7
Picks Vs. Spread: 8-8
Pick Suggestions: 2-3

An eh week after two very solid spread weeks.

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