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NFL Week 12 Awards

Wow You Guys Suck: The Patriots Pass Rush, Everyone is pretty much going to kill the Patriots young secondary for getting torched last night but where in the world was the pass rush. The Pats had one sack and outside of that Brees pretty much had all the time in the world to pick apart the defense. Runners Up: the Giants were an embarrassment on Thanksgiving, Detroit once again providing us with no entertainment on Thanksgiving.

Cough Cough Cough: Houston Texans, Sure there was ample time remaining in the game when the Texans were up 17-0, but they were up 17-0. They have a high powered offense that did pretty much nada the rest of the game while watching the Colts rack up td after td to storm back. Runners Up: down goes Jacksonville's playoff hopes, the Cardinals basically needed to make one good defensive play on the Titans final drive and they failed.

The Shocker: Denver Broncos, This game was pretty much a toss up. The Giants had been on a miserable slide save for one coin flip and the Broncos were amidst a 4 game losing streak. The Broncos reversed the clock and looked like a 6-0 team in crushing the Giants. Runners Up: the Saints defense hitting Brady on nearly every play, the Jets won its amazing.

The Pimp: Drew Brees, I think 371 yards and 5 tds in a Monday Night showdown against Tom Brady is enough for pimp status. Runners Up: Vince Young just wins, Brett Favre is a td machine.

This Scarecrow Needs a Brain: Hines Ward, Dude shut up about the Three Day Old Cheeseburger. If he's got a concussion and a head ache and doesn't want to risk his life than its his damn decision. Not everyone is as dumb as you and he is your two time Superbowl winning QB so shut up. Runners Up: NFL execs for scheduling the Raiders on Thanksgiving, the Falcons for rushing back Michael Turner just to watch him get reinjured.

You Got JAKKED UP: Kevin Faulk, Darren Sharper absolutely lit up Kevin Faulk last night.

My Fantasy MVP: Brett Favre, Every week it's the same old story. Brett Favre throws for 300+ and 3 tds with no ints and is the best player on my team.

New York Jets MVP: Darrelle Revis, The man is a hero who deserves to be cloned.

My Picks

My Picks: 9-7
Preseason Picks: 12-4
Picks Vs. Spread: 6-10
Pick Suggestions: 1-4

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