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NFL Week 2 Awards

Wow You Guys Suck: St. Louis Rams, Honestly, I think the Rams are begging to bring back Martz right now. Sure his defense sucked when he was the coach, but atleast his defense and offense didn't suck. I'd expect Scotty to be fired by midseason. Runners Up: Hurrican Ike enough with the god damn hurricanes ravaging the south during football season, the Bengals Offense/Defense/Special Teams/Coaching Staff.

This Scarecrow Needs a Brain: Desean Jackson, It really is unfortunate that Dallas didn't pick up the ball and truly punish Jackson for what amounted to possible the dumbest football maneuver ever. Seriously, get an F'n brain kid. Runners Up: Eddie Muscles for blowing the ole Denver Call, Mangini for thinking 3 straight runs was gonna get it done.

Cough Cough Cough: Minnesota Vikings, 15-0 lead with Adrian Peterson in the backfield would make you think that the game is in the bag. I mean just hand the ball off and burn clock and the game is yours. Or not. Runners Up: Mr Kitna you lead your team back from a major deficit only to throw 2 ints to end the game, Chargers defense for giving up a td on 4th and 4 and giving up the 2-point conversion.

The Shocker: 49ers, It's not that F'n surprising that the 49ers won, its just I got booted out of the survivor league because I put faith in Hasselbeck (who was terrible) and the Seahawks home field advantage. Runners Up: I know the Chiefs are awful but who thought the Raiders would win a game by double digits this year, who saw the Panthers being at 2-0 without Steve Smith.

The Pimp: Every Cardinal Involved in the Pass Attack, Yes the Dolphins defense is awful but every time you looked up at the bottom line on sunday Kurt Warner was averaging 40 plus yards a pass attempt. And Boldin was averaging a td per reception. Runners Up: Brandon Marshall with 18 friggin catches, Aaron Rodgers for not sucking.

You Got JAKKED UP: Jahvid Best, Ya He's not in the NFL but the dude threw up.

My Fantasy Anti-MVP: Me or the Ability to Bench People, Why Wouldn't all of my players that score a ton of points over the weekend be on my bench? Of course that's the only thing that makes any sense.

New York Jets Anti-MVP: Kickers, 31 yards is a tough field goal eh Mr. Feely? And Punting the Ball more than 35 yards is apparently impossible.

My Picks

My Picks: 9-7
Preseason Picks: 9-7
Picks Vs. Spread: 6-10

Ugh on the Spread picks and the survivor picks and my fantasy starting lineup selections. Ugh on a lot of things this weekend.

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