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Week 4 College Football Picture Caption

Good/Fit Coach vs. Bad/Fat Coach
Equals Large Victory for Fit Coach


Joe Pa's BodyGuard Patrol
Cause This Year There Will Be No Blown Out Knees


Hungry Hungry Biceps
A Little Seminole Blood Fills Up the Tank


Arizona Apparently Is Not NASCAR Country
It's Losing Football Games Country


Sam Houston St. Employs the 12 Man Defense
He Takes Visa or American Express


110,000 Fans of a Loser
Summed Up By One Hands on Head Pose



That's One Large Exuberant Buckeye Fan
Someone Might Be a Bit Too Old For Stuffed Animals


Those Tricky Ivy Leaguers
Always Know How to Expose the Unbuttoned Chin Strap


Hugging And Throwing Just Don't Mix
It Ends Up in Tard Passes


Butch Davis' New Under the Radar Middle Finger
Or Just a One Fingered Time Out


STIFF ARMED
Check To See If Your Neck is Intact


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