Week 1 College Football Picture Caption

Use Power Orange!!!!
It Cleans up That Nasty Jock Fungus

The Seasons First Paralyzer
Oh No, I can't Look

I Push and I Push and It Won't Come Out.. Until Now
I guess that's Why I wear Depends

How Many Fingers Am I Holding Up?
Uh 17 Mr. Doctor Man

It Spells ABC
Mama So Proud of Me

The One Bright Spot of Michigan's Saturday
Too Bad They Could Play Me at RB and Beat the Wolverines

I Bet Mangino is Imaging a Grill Right Now
Can You Eat Human?

Bald Man Brings Luck to Nutts
It's The Only Way Houston Gets Hard

The End Zone is That Way
Coach We're gonna Lose by 2

Hollas at Your Boys
Take That Beamer Ball

Hey Guys I was just kidding with those TD Passes
Where the Hell is a Blocker

Comments

Lou Holtz is the Homer / Annoyingly Delusional

As my buddy Joe and I always joke, if Notre Dame was suiting up against an all Jesus team, aka a team made up of 55 Sons of God, Lou Holtz would probably still pick Notre Dame to win by a touchdown. So of course this weekend when I'm watching Sportscenter and they have him and fellow old man Corso making predictions, Lou picks ND to beat Michigan. Not that big of a deal, Michigan is a big question mark this year, but of course than Lou says that Notre Dame will win 11 games this year. This is the same Notre Dame that lost to a service academy last year. And just when you thought the douchy homerism was going to end ESPN asks which BCS school is going to be the biggest surprise team in the country. Any guesses to whom it was? I'll give you a clue it was another team he coached. If you guessed South Carolina you would be a winner. Next up on Lou's prediction watch, the Jets win the Superbowl, NC St. wins the ACC, Arkansas dominates the SEC West, Minnesota wins the Big...

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M E T S = Mercifully End The Season

Do it before David Wright gets Hurt!

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Ranking the New York Jets Historical Helmets

There's no way you can't go with the Helmet they won the Super Bowl in. You just can't. Next, I really don't understand why they don't where the helmet with the Jet as their throwback uniforms. That helmet is awesome. Then I'm going with the Helmets from the 80s because it's the classic feel and the white face mask is 10 times better than the black one. And the rankings continue until you get to... The Titans Helmet. I hate everything about those Titan uniforms. The Helmets are boring and the colors are GOD awful. Navy blue and Mustard? What the hell is that. Disgusting. If they wore those unis when I was a kid I'd probably be a Giant fan, and be much happier with my life in football.

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