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Week 2 College Football Picture Caption

I Can't Believe We Let Lou Down
And What's With the Kid and his Smelley Cock

I Think You Should Make the Correct Call Mr. Official
If You Tempt Me I Will Eat You All

Potential Week 3 Quarterback Starters for Michigan
The Sunglasses Fro and Sports Bra Would At Least Distract the Opponenet

Don't Be So Down You Guys Did Score 3 Points
It's Ok Mom I Still Can TXT the Ladies

Ball is So Close
Must Not Celebrate too Much


We Must Beat Blue
Oh Wait Ohio Wears Green

Crazy Samoans Have A Thing With Tongue Waiving
I Wonder How Many Wives Samoans Have After BYU

At UCF We Our Celebrations Involve Practicing Our Fastball
However the Visor Makes You Throw Like Johnny Damon

Its Good, Its No Good, Its Good, Its No Good
Eh Who Cares

AHHHH I CAN"T BELIEVE WE SPENT SO MUCH MONEY ON BODY PAINT
But I Like Playing With the Phallic Balloons
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