Friday, March 13, 2009
If you've watched ESPN anytime over the past few weeks you probably noticed their commercials about the NEW espn.com. You know the ones that bounce from Bill Simmons to Notre Dame to Mike Golic to Biba Golic and they say things like espn.com/TUNA. Well that link does in fact work, bringing you to Bill Parcells. Considering they are just in the infancy of the /somethings, I have a few suggestions that ESPN most certainly can add to their list.
Type in Boomer's signature phrase and you're at his bio. espn.com/ITSLIKENOONEHERESWORKEDONTVBEFORE
Like Stuart Scott would guy by anything other than his signature stare. espn.com/LAZYEYE
Bill Simmons gets a link that sums up his writing style. espn.com/WHINYGUYFROMBOSTON
Screamin A needs a loud link. espn.com/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
For all of Skip's popularity I'm not sure if this would work but he gets espn.com/EVENMYMOTHERHATESME
John Clayton gets a link which explains why he really loves football. espn.com/ILIKESNIFFINGJOCKSTRAPS
Rick Reilly needs a link to his
blog page of things too short for a column. espn.com/HEGETSPAIDHOWMUCH...FORTHIS?
Pedro Gomez gets a link summing up his current location. espn.com/ILIVEINBARRYBONDSDRIVEWAY
Cold Pizza First Take gets a link, not sure why. espn.com/NOBODYACTUALLYWATCHESTHISSHOW
Around the Horn gets the espn.com/TALKINGHEADS
The Mt. Rushmore of Sports Was a classic segment so it gets espn.com/WEMAKEYOUDUMBER
Because Mayne Street is Most Certainly the best internet show ever it gets espn.com/ITSJUSTTOOGOODFORTV
Nobody Loves it More Than Mike Piazza so espn.com/HEARTSTHECOCK is his.
Man of mystery Marko Jaric gets a link that sums up what people think about him. espn.com/HOWTHEHELLDIDHELANDADRIANALIMA
In honor of going from 33 to 34 Vlad gets espn.com/THISYEARMYBIRTHDAYCOUNTEDTWICE
Bernard Pollard gets the important tagline espn.com/HERO
Brett Favre gets what everyone wants him to do. espn.com/PLEASESTAYFUCKINGRETIRED
Ray Lewis gets the tag the court couldn't pin on him. espn.com/MURDERER
The Sporting World's Lord and Savior, Tim Tebow, gets an apporpriate link.
Need Bill Belicheat info? Obviously the link is espn.com/CHEATER
Eric Mangini obviously gets his signature nickname. espn.com/MANGIDIOT
Mark Mangino requested his link to be what he had for lunch. espn.com/6EGGS4BIGMACS3KRISPYKREAMS3PIZZAS...
They told him it wouldn't all fit.
Mr. Al Davis probably can't use the interwebs but he has this espn.com/SENILE
All the excitement of a cricket match gets you this link espn.com/WORSTSPORTONTHEPLANET
Random Profane Car Ad, ESPN Likes to Link On Mel Kiper's Page
Feel free to throw any extras in the comments.